Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Common Courtesy

For all of those that make plans and never make the phone call to break them, leaving me with missed opportunities and increasing blood flow to my clenched upper torso:

You should be picked up, defenestrated, struck by lightening as gravity draws you to the earth, knee dropped, run head first into a pay phone, and lambasted with a sock full of quarters.

Rinse. Repeat.

4 Comments:

Blogger Kate the Peon said...

Defenestrated? Don't know what that means, but yeah...ow.

8:59 PM  
Blogger Johnny5 said...

defenestrate: to throw a person or thing through or out of a window. :)

9:48 PM  
Blogger Kate the Peon said...

I was right: ow.

:)

11:13 PM  
Blogger Celti said...

damn. *making a note not to piss johnny5 off...*

1:57 PM  

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