Monday, September 27, 2004

Tropicana

Brand extensions are nothing new... some of them even make sense, like Polo Sheets, or Jim Beam BBQ sauce, and Skippy Peanut Butter bars. However, orange juice is orange juice...so why on earth would Tropicana start making apple juice? I'll tell you why, because they suck, and it has 50% less sugar, which equates to 50% less taste. Grove style beatdown with a sunshine state sunkist orange.

2 Comments:

Blogger Jamie said...

Hey dave, don't ya think this site would look better with a pink background???

4:24 PM  
Blogger Sobek said...

How about "beatdown with an orange tree branch propelled by 150 mile per hour winds"? Because frankly, watery apple juice requires nothing less than a category 5 hurricane.

10:54 AM  

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