Friday, September 24, 2004

That Girl

Atomic elbow to that female friend at the bar yesterday who said:

"Look at you, you're so well groomed, your sideburns are even, you always smell good, and you're hot. How the hell are you single?"

Gee, maybe it's because you haven't done jack shit to help me out. Don't complain to ME about ME being single, you're stealing my job. Besides, with you and all of your gold digging crowd, I just don't have the taste for that kind of cheap meat.

Beatdown with your loose... I won't go there.

1 Comments:

Blogger Jamie said...

I think you were supposed to grab her and say, "I knew you loved me baby, now GET NAKED!"

6:02 AM  

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