Toothpaste
Yeah, you heard me: toothpaste. Why can't the fuckers name their flavors like normal people? No matter how fancy gum gets, they still have the common sense to name the flavor "peppermint" "spearment" and "wintergreen."
What the hell is "artic mint?" "winter cool mint?" "icy blast?" or worse, "new flavor?"
My mom sent me to the store to buy toothpaste that wasn't peppermint, as my dad is not a fan. Nowhere did I see normal flavor names. I picked up something that said "new flavor!" figuring that peppermint is usually the first flavor that comes out, sure a "new flavor!" would be something else.
Nope, guessed wrong. Sorry dad.
Fuckers.
Beatdown with 4 out of 5 dentists!!!
What the hell is "artic mint?" "winter cool mint?" "icy blast?" or worse, "new flavor?"
My mom sent me to the store to buy toothpaste that wasn't peppermint, as my dad is not a fan. Nowhere did I see normal flavor names. I picked up something that said "new flavor!" figuring that peppermint is usually the first flavor that comes out, sure a "new flavor!" would be something else.
Nope, guessed wrong. Sorry dad.
Fuckers.
Beatdown with 4 out of 5 dentists!!!
posted by evilsciencechick at 9:17 AM
3 Comments:
Oooh, cinnamon burst! But have you tried the nasty kid flavors? I wonder why kids don't wanna brush with flavors like Orange Crush, and Blueberry Cherry, and Bubble Gum? Yech.
I echo Jay! Way to end on a bang.
well, I've always had a way with words... ;)
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