Stood Up
I am pissier than a syrup covered cat in heat!
Why won't you just call and at least tell me what happened? I thought you were a nice guy? Can everyone be so wrong about you!
Beatdown with my wasted use of a babysitter so I can sit here waiting for you to call!
Beatdown with my embarrased rejected ass!
Beatdown with stoopid smeared mascara that I don't wear for just anybody!
Why won't you just call and at least tell me what happened? I thought you were a nice guy? Can everyone be so wrong about you!
Beatdown with my wasted use of a babysitter so I can sit here waiting for you to call!
Beatdown with my embarrased rejected ass!
Beatdown with stoopid smeared mascara that I don't wear for just anybody!
posted by Jamie at 7:15 PM
4 Comments:
Ouch! Sorry Jamie.
Had to mention that being a southern girl and all, I thought I had heard all the analogies possible. "pissier than a syrup covered cat in heat" is a new one on me. I'm not sure I get it completely?
Well, can you imagine being a cat, covered in syrup? Bad, but I think if the cat was in heat, and no boy cat could touch her without getting stuck to her, worse?
I know catt, I was pissed when I wrote it.
Jay, I know YOU would never stand me up. That's why I didn't laugh a bit about your popping ball story! I swear!
Fleece, men(who aren't jay) just suck! And no, his ball didn't pop! He couldn't have gotten that lucky after standing ME up! He will be lucky to pop his ball anytime in the next few months!
He did call to apologise...stoopid.
Ah Jamie, that SUX!!! So sorry, so sorry!! I know how excited you were... whaaaaa!!! Stooopid men!!! Beatdown, beeeeatdown!!
Hey Goddess!
I wont say sorry, cuz I KNOW you are tooo damn tough to need pity. FUCK THAT ASS! well, not literally, but still.
YOU ARE A GODDESS. You DESERVE to be worshipped. Anyone who wastes your time is a waste of head space.
OVER AND OUT! Kick to the Curb.
Doesnt he KNOW who you ARE? How DARE he! LOL
I LOVE YOU BABY GRRRL! You are and always be the RockStar Diva!
-big hugs.
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