Got Spirit?

I'm not gonna dog anyone for having Christmas spirit, no. By all means, enjoy the season and let it make you as merry as you can be!

But the seasonal wreath, attached to the grill of your vehicle? 'Nuff said.

Beatdown, issued by a large group of red and green-clad elves. With boughs of holly.

CubeLand Etiquette

I'm sorry, but when you clip your fingernails at your desk, I find that DISGUSTING. I can hear the clip, clip of your nail clipper. It grosses me out. That's disgusting. Why not just take your socks and shoes off and give your toenails a trim?

Ew, ew, ew. And to the coworker who carries a nail clipper on her keychain? May all your nails be ingrown.

Beatdown with a jar of nail fungus.

Beatdown in the 3rd Degree

Beatdown on Inanna's vase. It's fucking up her whole plan! Everything she's tried to do about the damn bud vase hasn't worked!

So fill that fucker full with dirty kitty litter and show that bitch who's boss!

Beatdown with a handful of dirt!

Rated PG - Parental Guidance Recommended

For parents who let their child(ren) indulge in social deviances including - but not limited to - picking their nose, throwing tantrums, having no manners: beatdown of major proportions.

I am required to have a license to hunt, fish, shoot a gun, and drive a car. But anyone can procreate freely. Can we at least require a signed agreement to deliver a productive member of society?

Bumper Cars

You guys noticing a theme here? Here's my beatdown for today.

Two turning lanes: one left turning lane, one right turning lane.

For the guy who sat in the right turning lane waiting for a break in traffic so he could turn left: beatdown.