Wednesday, December 15, 2004

CubeLand Etiquette

I'm sorry, but when you clip your fingernails at your desk, I find that DISGUSTING. I can hear the clip, clip of your nail clipper. It grosses me out. That's disgusting. Why not just take your socks and shoes off and give your toenails a trim?

Ew, ew, ew. And to the coworker who carries a nail clipper on her keychain? May all your nails be ingrown.

Beatdown with a jar of nail fungus.

Thursday, December 09, 2004

Beatdown in the 3rd Degree

Beatdown on Inanna's vase. It's fucking up her whole plan! Everything she's tried to do about the damn bud vase hasn't worked!

So fill that fucker full with dirty kitty litter and show that bitch who's boss!

Beatdown with a handful of dirt!