Is this you?
Please print out, circle one of the following, and place in rear window.
I am driving 5 miles under the speed limit in the left passing lane because:
A. I'm going to make a left hand turn but I'm not sure where the street I need is.
B. I need to make a left turn in 5 miles and changing lanes frightens me.
C. I'm a dumbass. Please tailgate me until I put down the cell phone and start paying attention.
Beatdown with the front bumper of my Ford Escort ZX2!!!!
I am driving 5 miles under the speed limit in the left passing lane because:
A. I'm going to make a left hand turn but I'm not sure where the street I need is.
B. I need to make a left turn in 5 miles and changing lanes frightens me.
C. I'm a dumbass. Please tailgate me until I put down the cell phone and start paying attention.
Beatdown with the front bumper of my Ford Escort ZX2!!!!
posted by evilsciencechick at 11:36 PM
13 Comments:
Generally I am A. And I can't read those damn signs either!
I don't think it's the South that's making you drive like that.
~running away....~
Jamie - beatdown!
Pup - yeah? COME OVER HERE and say that!!!!
closer....closer....*THWACK!*
I know those people. I loathe those people.
You forgot D: I am from The Agency, and I have been assigned specifically to your case. I will slow you down or otherwise inconveinience you no matter what the cost. Resistance is futile. Prepare to be frustrated!
I just returned from a trip involving TWO ten-hour drives. I bet if you had those signs printed on the stuff that Dry Erase boards are made of (definitely include the pen--people who need these signs will forget to purchase one if you don't) and sell them to highway gas stations and truck stops, they'll sell like Slurpees in 100 degree heat!
Granted, they'll sell to folks who don't need them, but they'll be buying gifts for those who do.
Dude, spam, TOTAL BEATDOWN!
Let's not forget Putting on Make-up in rush hour traffice,....or seat rocked all the way back and music thumping while you talk on the cell phone with your windows down, license plat rattling,..I want to pull you over and beat the crap out of you!!!!!!!!! I promise I do!
Or even better,...left lan reserved for me and my fast friends,...not your stupid (I'll teach youa lesson for tailgating eventhough I am going 10 below the speed limit ass). I have a lot of winshield time,..its been my job and now its is again.......I have four words......SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT!
I am gonna donkey punch someone and its getting worse.....raise the driving age to 25 or make the test harder,..Please GOD, I need some relief,.........
Sorry about my bad spelling,..this particular subject makes my eyes bloodshot and my fingers numb......I apologize and here is your soap box back........90% of the population is not worth dealing with and they all drive...........as Carlos Mencia says....."DEE DEE DEE", I'll explain if you have no idea what I am talking about.
Dave
The answer is always C.
Take care,
Sublime
I drive in the left lane because I need to turn left to enter the church parking lot 19 miles down the road. There is also a nice place up ahead on the left to redeem my Abercrombie & Fitch $500 Gift Cards that I just picked up from my new friends, 4phba18lrb and y1rmn43boz. Thanks guys!
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