Bah Humbug!

In the words of Scrooge

“If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with ‘Merry Christmas’ on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart."

Or at least every store manager who has been inundating me with Christmas displays since the day after Halloween!

I love the holidays, but get your fucking hand out of my wallet already!

I am not buying your shit after just spending a small fortune feeding my family the Thanksgiving meal that 'they' said we needed to show our appreciation for all the fortunate things in our lives.

To anybody trying to sell me Christmas crap before my Thanksgiving dinner has digested... beatdown with a 100 pound candy cane.

Oh yeah... and to my local pet store who has taken to putting adorable little puppies and kitties in their window (wearing obnoxiously cute winter sweaters no less!)to make kids beg Santa for an $800 dollar mutt.
Beatdown with a squeaky Christmas chew toy!