People who say "mother"
Without saying "my" first. As in "I'm going to tell Mother you said that." or "Mother would just love that porcellain kitty!"
Beatdown with a tea cozy!
Beatdown with a tea cozy!
There are many, many people in this world that simply deserve a beatdown. We're here to say who and why!
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Hot tip for you, ESC - all of those people are sleeping with said mothers.
Ok, so what if I am talking to my brother. He gets a bit mad when I get all possesive and shit...
Mom, Momz, Mama, even Mommy are fine. "I lunched with Mother last weekend" is creepy.
I typically use Mom-lady.
How about shades of Psycho? Norman Bates.
We usually call my mom "Momster". I'm not sure if she thinks it's funny or not, but we do....
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