J5's List Number 2

1) If you used to smoke, quit, and then make smoker's lives hell: beatdown.

2) If you're still taking about Seinfeld like it is the hotest thing since slice bread, bam! Actually, scratch that, if you ever did, beatdown.

3) If you get laid more than me and you brag about it constantly, beatdown.

4) If you can't laugh at yourself, beatdown.

5) If you think John Edwards made an original statement with "You cannot run, you cannot hide. We will destroy you." Beatdown.

6) Fan of Michael Moore? 5 ton beatdown.

7) If you pull out and cut me off just to drive 20 mph below the speed limit, run over, beatdown, and a round with a fungo bat.

8) Allow your 13 year old daughter to dress like a whore and wonder why grown men stare at her? Beatdown.

9) Think Rush Limbaugh and Reverend Al Sharpton are accurate truthsayers for the right and left wing respectively? Beatdown.

10) Snore so I stay awake? Beatdown.

Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.