1) If you smoke later in the evening and complain about the smell in the morning, you get a beatdown.

2) If you think it was a smart move for Mr. Kerry to let his wife speak at the DNC and open her up to political attack, you deserve a beatdown.

3) If you judge a way of thinking without reading it, beatdown. (I'm reading it to see what the psychosis is about)

4) If you blame the weather for making your hair friz, and not the wild romp in bed you got the night before, you deserve a beatdown.

5) If you're female and don't vote on my poll on my site, you deserve a beatdown.

6) Democrat? Beatdown.

Courtesy of Johnny5