Sunday, April 24, 2005

Is this you?

Please print out, circle one of the following, and place in rear window.

I am driving 5 miles under the speed limit in the left passing lane because:

A. I'm going to make a left hand turn but I'm not sure where the street I need is.

B. I need to make a left turn in 5 miles and changing lanes frightens me.

C. I'm a dumbass. Please tailgate me until I put down the cell phone and start paying attention.


Beatdown with the front bumper of my Ford Escort ZX2!!!!