Rated PG - Parental Guidance Recommended
For parents who let their child(ren) indulge in social deviances including - but not limited to - picking their nose, throwing tantrums, having no manners: beatdown of major proportions.
I am required to have a license to hunt, fish, shoot a gun, and drive a car. But anyone can procreate freely. Can we at least require a signed agreement to deliver a productive member of society?
I am required to have a license to hunt, fish, shoot a gun, and drive a car. But anyone can procreate freely. Can we at least require a signed agreement to deliver a productive member of society?
posted by HazelEyedPisces at 8:50 PM
4 Comments:
hehe...you've had all this building up for a while now, huh?
Hmmm, when my four year old sucks his thumb, he picks his nose. I can't make him stop. Go ahead and try it yourself. At least he can multi-task.
But I do go nuts when he eats them...
evilsciencechick, I'm so glad to have an outlet now! I'll try to keep it in check. :c)
Jamie, I'm with you. I can overlook a little picking, especially in the name of tidying up or itching - I mean, it's only one kleenex away from socially acceptable, right? But the snacking? Ewwww. That one drive me nuts too.
That was the best part of the movie Starship Troopers for me, that they had to apply to have children.
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